IF Scrapqueen were head zookeeper at the San Diego zoo she would.....

teach them there A B C and to share there food.
If you could change just one thing about your self what would it be.

that l could not put weight on even though l eat chocolate.

If you could have one wish, what would it be?

to make everyone happy.

If sk8tingmom was president she would

repeal No Child Left Behind so that WVSQ would do the happy dance!

If wvscrapqueen won the lottery, she would....

Give it to sk8tingmom so she would do the happy dance!!!

If Verony wrote a song the title would be...

Girls just wanna have fun.

If life was like a box of chocolates witch chocolate would you be

OHH wow! For sure something with caramel!! If you were going *fun *shopping ,what store would you go to first?

harrods as l couldn't afford anything in there so it would be fun to pretend l could...

If you could pick something strange what would it be?

Stmac in my present situation I would go to the dollar store.

Lynneyboo I would pick Scrapqueen.

If you could star in a movie what would the name of it be? You must make up the name.

Awwww, I'm TOUCHED sk8tingmom!

"WVSCRAPQUEEN....Da Queen of Denial"

If every obstacle were removed from your path, what would your dream occupation be?

I would outlaw vigorous exercise, declare chocolate a health food, and eliminate taxes. (OK, that's three things, but oh well I never did follow rules well)

If you could change one thing about the public school system in America, what would it be?

A mandatory course in digital scrapbooking with projects such as:

My mom's angriest moments. (must be animated)

How to do a black page.

Candid shots of my teacher. He or she must be doing something she shouldn't be such as sneaking on SBF while the students are in study hall.

If you had been Eve, how would you have responded to the snake?

I would've tied a not in its neck.
I would choose being healthy for six months, as without your health what good is money?

If you could lay a part in a film, what film would it be and what part?

Lynneyboo, I like the knot in the neck idea.

Suetta, I would rather have my health.

Peter Pan - I would like to play the part of Tinkerbell.

If you could write a book about Depends, what would the title be?

Depends!!

If SBF wasn't here what would be doing??

Something unimportant like lowering gas prices, attending to our jobs, or cleaning our houses.

Lynneyboo, I'm sure this was a typo, but my mind went in the completely opposite direction you were intending when I read your above post, if I could "lay a part" in a film......hmmmmm.....could it be the casting couch for me?????? ;)

If you could eradacate one animal from the earth what would it be

mice :) creep me out we have a hamster and I am not that crazy about him either

If you could only watch one movie ever again which one would it be?

Misquetos even though they're insects.

If you are what you eat, what are YOU?

Titanic....My all -time favorite!Which came first...the chicken or the egg?

I think I,m ice cream

The egg. Scrapqueen laid it on the casting couch. She'll do anthing to get a part in a movie.

If you could be a biblical character who would you be and why?

St Peter so i can say who gets in the purly gates on judgement day lol

If you could be anyone else who would you be

sorry l meant play a part, l could just picture you on the sofa reading your lines, maybe you should do a scrap page of it?

l would start to deteriate just like the incredible shrinking man if l could not ever have chocolate again.

If you could do anything in the world what would it be?

every friend of mine on sbf...

if you had to pick a fruit you hate, what would it be?

My husband.

If you were an animal which one do you think would resemble you the most?

I agree with Lynneyboo. I think Scrapqueen should do a page of herself sitting on the sofa reading lines and laying an egg.

"MY husband" was in response to Suetta's question not Lynneyboo's fruit question.

Thank Goodness!!!

It's amazing what happens when you leave a forum for a little bit. These overlapping answers are GREAT! I must say that glucose feeds the brain, and as there is a great deal of glucose in a chocolate bar, without it, I would lose my brilliance! I'm not willing to take that chance! ;) Oh, btw, the "EGG" I laid on the casting couch HAD to be a Cadbury! sk8tingmom, I'm SOOOO disillusioned!- I thought for a minute you had married a kiwi!

If you could be a superhero, which one would it be?

Stmac The Titantic Ice Cream Woman.

If you could be a weed what kind would you be?

maybe its the icecream thats making me *titanic*.....I would like to be a Lupin cause there are so many on PEI.What is the last book you read ?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (reread) and Public Teaching One Kid at a Time

If you were president of your country, what's the first thing you would change?

An Artist.

If you won the lotto whats the first thing you would run out and buy

LOL good one Suetta.
I would jump on and fly to the end of the rainbow grab the pot of gold and go shoping.

IF you could be best friends with anyone in the world who would it be apart from the friends you already have.

SQ - marriage to kiwis has not been legalized in the state of Wisconsin. We may only marry cheeseheads.

Verony my best friend would be Queen Lynney Sue Vermacanhon.

If you could be a Disney character which one would you be?

Goofy I did a quiz on this one time and my score said Goofy so i will go with that.

If your computer could talk to you what would it say.

My computer would say,"I need a vacation, please send me to the Circuit City dayspa for overworked PC's"

If you could invent a vehicle, what would be the alternative fuel it runs on?

If l could change one thing in my life what would it be....

to never put on weight when l eat trifle and chocolate. If l could wear a swimsuit what style would it be?

A magic swimsuit! This fabulous creation starts at the neck and ends at the ankles (to prevent skin cancer), is totally breathable, has a button to provide easy access for bathroom breaks, and best of all, has a holographic matrix that gives you the appearance of a perfect size 6 body!

SORRY!forgot the "if"

If you had access to a dozen hidden cameras, where would you place them and why?

I would most definitely buy the magic swimsuit, it sounds wonderful. I would also donate loads of cash to the local SPCA.
If you were a super hero who would you be?

Scrapbookflair girl so I could keep up on commenting, voting, answering messages and creating the best challenges that knocks scrapqueen's suit off and there would be unlimited space for everyone's pages and awards

If you could only eat one thing what would it be (keep it clean please)

Chocolate Strawberry, I would have a garden that grew them.

If you had a second choice on eating one thing what would it be.

Ice Cream!!!! Preferably Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

where l am as l do not think l could cope setting home again at my age, can't do with all the fuss and bother.
If you could ? what would you ?

Fly!!
If you could where would you fly?

Somewhere warmer than here in Scotland right now.
If you could meet your favourite author?

Well you could me here in AZ with me, if you want warmer, cause it is really warm right now.

I would fly to Alaska, I love Danelle Stelle books

If you could sit home what would do? Besides scrapbook!!!!!!

watch the tv as every time l try someone comes to visit. they don't when l am scrapping.. does that tell me something?
If you where allowed what would you buy?

I would buy every computer, photography & scrapbook related item I could find - lol

If there was one thing about yourself you could change, what would it be?

my tummy. after having the ectopic pregnancy 18 years ago, l fell straight away with bethany so was not able to sort out the muscles and hence have a small overhang. don't laugh l am conscious of it....
If l could what would you ask me for?

All your knowledge in dig scrapbooking.

If you could teach me all you know what you it be?

oooops, mayb to type better, lol

what would it be? is how it should read

whatever you asked of me if l was able.....
if you could relive something, what would it be?

Having my kids, (not that it was so much fun having them) but they were a joy after they got here.

What is the most special place you would want to be?

anywhere where my family could be with me at this present moment in time and for no one to get any older. Is this called shangrilah?
If l was what would l be?

I think you would be an angel sent my the heavens to be with your family


What would you say when you got here?

hello scrappin-grammie. how are you.....

If you ruled the world, what would you do?

I Lynney looks like this has turned into our game, lolo
I'm fine and you?

I would make everyone happy on SBF and all challenge's go off without a hitch.
What would be a soloution?

If I ruled the world, all television advertisements for weight loss products, heck all weight loss products PERIOD would be BANNED! Also banned would be fashion models who look like twigs. Wrinkles would be declared sexually desirable, chocolate and diet coke would be added to the USDA food guide pyramid, higher education would be completely subsidized by the government, all vehicles would be solar powered with water in place of the gas tank, every home would have a replicator (Star Trek) and a house elf (Harry Potter). This plan would solve the problems of world hunger, hurried lifestyles, low esteem, and poor education. That's my solution to the world's problems, so when you go to vote, this fall, America, write in WVSCRAPQUEEN for president!!!!

If wvscrapqueen were elected president, who would take over as resident smart-aleck in the Forums at Flair?

well l wonder if there is a cat around doing nothing as she could sort out everything....
Hi SQ how are you?

If we could vote for someone to take the next shuttlecraft to the moon who would it be?

Hi Lynneyboo!

I would vote for George W. Bush....but only if it's a one way trip! :P

She could fly to the moon with George, but it has to be a two way flight cause we need her here at sbf

If you could meet a member of SBF who would it be?

Oh that is hard, I would have to have a group meeting I couldn't just pick one

If you had to pick a meeting spot where would that be?

Actually, I think a group meeting is a FABULOUS idea! We could get a hotel that has free wi-fi so we could bring our laptops. Maybe get Maggie and some other folks to teach a class or two!

I think we should meet in a warm climate.....maybe Florida?

oh Florida sounds good to me

But maybe Hawaii sounds even better, what do you think?

sounds great to me... wish it would happen l need an excuse for a holiday...
If you had to spend money on something for the home what would it be?

Oh I'm in love with that four door one that has the two drawers on the bottom and the two doors, omg it is to die for. And yes prepare to spend money cause it is really spendy, (I will never it see it in my home) but I can dream for sure.

What would you buy beside's my frig?

Okay I guess I had better clarify this monster, it is a refrigerator, and a beaty to boot. Okay Lynn there ya go.

Okay what happened to everyone, is Lynn and I taking the lead and you can't keep up. lolol

Yeah, grammie and lynneyboo are leaving the rest of us in the dust!

I'm not looking for something to buy FOR a house....I'm looking to buy a HOUSE! :)

dolls or one to live in?

if you could decorate it to your choice what would it be?

A colonal style, with pillars, big front porch to sit on, a lot's of trees, and green pasture land all around,

I would decorate it in country, to match the house.

Where would your house be?

If I had unlimited monies, I would LOVE an old Victorian house. But practicality will dictate a small maintenance free house, hopefully in the suburbs.

If you could easily change careers, what would you change to?

Career's geez I have been out of touch so long, I'm not sure, as a kid I wanted to be an airline stewartess, but I'm not too sure now.
I think maybe I will just keep doing what I'm doing right now
and that is scrappin!!!!!

But if you can't just scrap what would you change too?

Well grammie, I'd be an agent for the C.I.A.

If you could be a historical figure, who would you be?

OOops! I think I would be ..Cleopatra! Hi Sk8ting mom and everyone. Whats better,pjs or nighties?

ohhhhhhh nighties of course

And you what would you say, nighties or pj's?

Grammie I love my jammies.

Hi st! You would look lovely floating down the Nile. Just watch your asp!!!

I would be in de-nile if I said my *asp* wouldn't be noticeable!!

What is your favorite day of the week?

Sat.

All of them since I don't work

If you do work what do you do?

Work as a mobile retail manageress for a local charity in England called Help the Aged...
If you had a chance to ? what would it be?

My all time favorite want is to go down the Mississippi river on a paddle boat, I think that would be so neat, that's a big big paddle wheel boat. Like Tom Sawyer days
What kind of trip would you take?

I used to ride a paddleboat sternwheeler to work every day! But that was years ago.

sk8tingmom, you're just ROTTEN! :)

I would take a trip to Europe.

WHAT do you mean I'M ROTTEN???? I haven't even made a comment.

You forgot to put an IF in your response.

She probably meant me, lol, sk8 you are in trouble and haven't said a thing, lol

Well that make up for the 4 others we are all in.

Okay a trip to Europe, would be fun
where in Europe would you go?

Paris would be my wish and to climb the eiffle tower.
If you could appear in day time tv, what show would you appear in?

Oh my yes, watch a show on tv taken in Paris what a beautiful city.

I think maybe Irland, my hertiage and lovely green rolling hills

I would appear on the Old Bob Barker show, as one of the models, (well that part is a big joke)

If you could come back as something different what?

a computer as l would see a lot, hear a lot and keep everything to myself....hahahaha!

If you could write a book, what would it be about?

Romantic fiction for sure..something along the lines of Bertrice Small or Danielle Steele.What is your worst asset( now only one girls!)

Well I sit on my worst asset, and the more I sit playing forum games the worse my asset get's. But that is okay, we have a good time.

and your worst asset would be, come on let's hear it?

having a coffee perculator and endless chocolate biscuits by my side at my computer.....

If you could could be ab animal, what would it be?

sk8tingmom, I was referring to your asp comment to stmac!

Lynneyboo, I DID write a book! It's entitled Grains of Truth-Tall Tales from West Virginia.

grammie, I'm SITTING on my biggest and worst asset!

I would be a cow, so I would have 4 stomach and could eat more chocolate....but might have trouble typing with hooves....hmmmm...may have to rethink that one!

If you could go out on a date with any celebrity, who would it be?

Hmmmm...lets see...Nicholas Cage!!Those eyes!!! Yummmmmy.What is your favorite...showers or baths!!??

PURPLE! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PURPLE!

If you could purchase any talent, what would it be?

To be able to sing! Which do you prefer,dogs or cats and why.

Yes for sure, I would be Alexandra, why because it sounds so elegant and that you live in a big white plantation in Kentucky.

If you could have a wish what would it be?

Yes and I'm not sure. Perhaps Catherine.

SQ now I understand. You were digging up the past. I really didn't think you would get upset about a little snakie:)

If you could be an olympian which sport would you compete in and why?

I would wish for a Diet Coke Can, a Marlboro packet, and a Hershey wrapper that resupplied themselves when empty. ;)

If you could repeal one law, what would it be?

12 of anything would be enough for any mother.. but l think after having boys and a girl l would choose boys....
If you could jump in time where would you go?

back to the days of really big dresses and corsets where everyone drank tea and spoke proper..horse and buggy days...i think i was born for that

if you could make up a hoilday it would be called...? and would be on what day...?

childrens day and it would be on September 1st

If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?

a koala bear

If you could be any Christmas character you wanted to be who or what would you choose?

elfs

what part of christmas do you like best

seeing th pressies being opened...

if you could do anything, what would it be?

A computer with lots of memory.

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

Where I live now because I am near my wonderful friends and family, but I would move Lynneyboo and Peter nearer to me :)

If you could have dinner with anyone in the world (living or dead)~ who would it be and what would you talk about?

I would have dinner with jacqui and paul on the london eye. this would be because both me and jacqui do not like heights and we could talk about how brave we where while we ate bars of chocolate and her tai pad noodles with chicken

Love you Lynney!!!!!!

If you could meet any historical figure ~ who would it be and why?

mary mother of Jesus....

I would ask her what her surname was as no one knows....
And to find out what it was like to meet and talk to an angel....

oh forgot my other bit....

If you could do a good deed. what would it be and who would it be for?

right now, I would love to be able to mend my friend Nicola's broken heart ~ but apart from love, friendship and lots of hugs I can't help :(


If you could do any job you choose ~ just for one day ~ what would it be and why? . . .

Prime Minsiter - cos l think it will take a woman to pull Britain out of the s***...

If you could eat anything what would it be?

:( it would be chocolate ~ unfortunately I am unable to eat lactose and starch anymore due to my illness and REALLY miss chocolate ~ can someone fine me some lactose and starch free chocolate???


If you could have a dinner party with 5 guests (real ot fictional) who would they be and why?

Moses - so l could see for myself the ten commandments
Ben hur- to learn how to ride a chariot.
Elizabeth I - to find out how it was to live in a palace where no one trusted any one else.
MY MUM _ TO ASK WHY SHE WAS AS SHE WAS
MY DAD _ TO TELL HIM I MISS HIM

IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE WHO WOULD IT BE?

My son Jamie ~ sadly taken from me in 1996 :(


If you could be any age again ~ what age would it be and why??

19 - As l had just given birth to my first child and the world was new and fresh to me....

I too had given birth at 19 I was just so excited to have my baby girl

if you had a chance to kiss someone famouse who would it be.....

silly question...Gerard Butler of course...

if you had a chance to drive for someone famous who would it be?

Well my very most fav two guys in the world are, Dean Martin and Elvis so I will drive for both of them

if you could rob a bank "legally" how much would you hope to get

As much as l need.....

If you robbed the bank and got caught, what would you say?

OH S..T!!!!!!!

if you were able to kiss someone famous who would that be

garth brooks

If you had a bomb whose butt would you put it under?

Oh gee not sure right now.....

if there was only stick of bread left who would you give it to....

Jacqui johns as she really spoils her animals.

If you could visit a member of SBF who would it be?

Lynneyboo ~ cos I miss you/her :( ~ and my dogs are so not spoilt lol x


If you could control the weather for a day ~ which weather would you choose and why?

The rain so that it would only fall on parts of Australia where the fires are....

If you where able to change places with someone who would it be and why?

gosh I don't know, I,m pretty content right now, but I have always loved the southern platations. So maybe I could trade with one of them, lol

if you wanted to play golf, what gold star would you be

well that should read "what golf star would you be"

or would you want to be a rock star

Ok ~ a rock star? I would be Rod Stewart (is he a rock star?) as he has such a wonderful voice and talent.

So ~ if you were able to excel at any sport ~ which would it be and why?

oh gosh sport not really me, but if it were, it would be baseball, why just like it better than any other


if you were able to come to this world, what as?

oh that should read, if you were able to come back to this world, what as?

Maybe a cat ~ my cats have a lovely life and get 9 chances at it ~ unless us :(

If you could change the colour of the sky ~ what colour would you change it to and why?

lilac as l love that colour, plant and smell....

If you could live for a moment in time back dated when would it be?

the old south on a huge plantation, always have been fasinated with them

If you could have a pet fish what kind would it be?

well I will answer my own ?
gold fish

cruse or sail

cruise as l have never....

walk or run?

geez are you kidding "walk" lol

your choice of a car

That's easy ~ I would choose the car I have as I loooooove it ~ MGF in bright yellow lol.


so ~ car or motorbike?

car

film or video or dvd?

dvd

tea or coffee

oh my gosh just cant believe my eye's
not a sole has posted my o my
not a single new entry how strange is that I will take of my hat
to busy is that to post for a chat or just a rhyme I know there is just no time
I love the forum how cool it is, I really miss new posts from the hosts with the mosts
lolol

Tea! Only drink coffee when I am pregnant!

So ~ if you could host any world event ~ what would it be and why?

scrapbook friends visiting...
so we could all meet up...

If you could see someone once more who would it be?

either my mom or son, or both at the same time

when you were pregant, your wishes boy or girl?

I wanted a boy ~ was convinced it was a girl ~ so Rhys was called Lianna until he was born lol

If you could teleport to anywhere in the world ~ where would it be and why?

Quitman texas to see donna. Sorry jacqui, but l have already been to see you....

If you could bring a SBF friend to your home, who would it be?

It would be Connie ~ so I can help her get better and then we would both come visit Lynne xxx

If you could appear on any tv gameshow ~ which would it be?

Who wants to be a millionaire....

If you could drive any car, what would it be?

oh let see a jaq I guess


if you were born with three wishs what would they be

1. always healthy.
2. loads of money
3. have the love of peter and my family.

If you where given time to go forward or backward what would you do?

Go forward (but only if you could come back to take advantage of what you learned!) Otherwise who would want to go through all the same things again even in a different way.

If you become an animal, which would you be and why?

black panther

If you could have anything in the world what would it be?

A horse and my own farm !

If you could meet anyone in the world who would it be?

oh I would of loved to meet Elivs, but of course that is impossable. So I don't know

If you could have anything in the world what would it be???????????

A world without cancer.

If you could be anyplace in the USA right now, where would you be?

oh, that is easy, I would want to move all my family members to Maui, Hawaii, and live there..

if you could turn the clock back, what would it be like?

I would choose my words more carefully, and never let an argument last long enough to hurt. I would know when to stay quiet, and when to speak. I would love my mother a lot more, even though I did love her a lot, losing her was sudden. I would make sure I had a lasting relationship with my sister, as I do not have now. So many things,.......

which would you give up, if you could only keep one. Desserts or potatoes?

omg that is really really hard, both my fav's but I would have to say potatoes lolol

water sking or snow?

I cant do either, but I would definitely choose water, I live on the east coast, water is the option.